Happy birthday Hannah
Happpy birthday to Han, This isn’t a gift. It’s an insult you can wear. The shirt doesn’t care about your feelings, your milestones, or your desperate attempt to stay young. It just screams the obvious: you’re older, you’re slower, and yes, you’re still our problem.
Soft cotton? Sure. Because your aging skin is fragile. But the print? Harsh enough to make even your candles flicker in shame.
Perfect for when you love someone enough to show up, but not enough to spare their ego.
This isn’t a birthday wish. It’s a punchline.
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