Adamโ€™s song

    Happpy birthday to Han,ย This isnโ€™t a gift. Itโ€™s an insult you can wear. The shirt doesnโ€™t care about your feelings, your milestones, or your desperate attempt to stay young. It just screams the obvious: youโ€™re older, youโ€™re slower, and yes, youโ€™re still our problem.

    Soft cotton? Sure. Because your aging skin is fragile. But the print? Harsh enough to make even your candles flicker in shame.

    Perfect for when you love someone enough to show up, but not enough to spare their ego.

    This isnโ€™t a birthday wish. Itโ€™s a punchline.

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    AS Colour Mens Faded Tee - 5065

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    Mid weight, 180 GSM, 28-singles 
    100% combed cotton
    Neck ribbing, side seamed, neck seam twin needle stitch, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.

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